I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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