His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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