What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Come on in and take your pants off
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