these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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