i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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