I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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