You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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