ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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