What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
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