I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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