Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I'm both gender and math confused
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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