I like to think it a success when the cops are called
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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