Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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