so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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