Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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