That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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