This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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