im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I can tuck mytits in my pants
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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