ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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