I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
Randomize
