Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
