just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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