Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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