I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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