Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
