I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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