My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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