Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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