It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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