What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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