im gay
i know
yea but for you.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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