How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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