I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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