lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
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