I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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