my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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