I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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