Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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