i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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