yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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