He is such a slut. More and more my type.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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