I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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