You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize