I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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