come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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