On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
im on a boat
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