Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
no. you can't hotbox the world.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
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