no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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