how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
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