He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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