I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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