I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
