No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
