she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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