can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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